Date My Friend Kira
The Basics…
Let’s be real. There isn’t anything “basic” about this babe. But you get get the point. This is her, at a glance.
Name: Kira
Age: 38
Height: 5’4”
Gender & Pronouns: Cis-female; She/Her
Hometown: Seattle, WA
Sexuality: Pansexual
Siblings: Eldest daughter of 3; 2 younger brothers
Dependents: No kids, but open to it. Currently, a S.I.N.K, looking to D.I.N.K and then maybe D.I.O.K.
Pets: 1 small dog named Poppy Marie
Zodiac: Taurus Sun, Aquarius Moon, Capricorn Rising
Myers-Briggs: ENFJ
Enneagram: 2w3
Love Languages: All of them*
Profession: Formerly an RN, currently a Designer
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The Nitty Gritty…
Okay, so you want to know more about her? Yes, please! Here’s some more bullet points for ya!
Craft Queen & DIY Dynamo ✂️🧵 (Seriously, she sews, designs, and creates magic)
Certified Thrift Goddess 🛍️✨ (Reduce, Reuse, Recycle!)
TV Enthusiast 📺🎓(Soon offering Degrees from her "Television College" – degrees like: Post-Golden Age Subversive Reality; The Turn of The Century Anti-Hero; or Token Representation of the Black Bestie)
Drag Shows, Barbiecore, and The Sims 💃🎤💅
Epic Party Planner Extraordinaire 🎉 (Ask about the Meat Baby party…)
Auntie of the Year (to many of her best friends’ kids)
Ultimate Scooter Around-Town Rider 🛴🏆
Marches to Her Own Beat, Literally & Figuratively. 🥁✨ (Catch her playing the keyboard and singing with her band Spinster, or in her Spice Girls cover band, or singing in the church choir!)
Purse Like a Mary Poppins Black Hole 👜🔑🧸 (Her friends are all unsure how she fits everything in there, but rest assured, whatever you need, she’s got you covered!)
Big City Gal Who Knows How to Horse Around 🐎🔥 (She likes horses, okay?!)
Always Bringing Big ‘Yes And’ Energy 💃
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Celebrating her 38th in style!
A Trip to Trixie Motel. IYKYK.
Birthday photoshoot with your favorite scooter? Kira would!
Princess Barbie!
She woke up like this!
Hot girl, hot friends!
Rollerblade Barbie!
Relaxing in style is a Kira super-skill!
Auntie Love!
The most loyal of friends!
Pizza in a bag for Monster Jam? Hellz yeah.
Spice Girls Drag and the Next Generation!
It's Kira's Dream House!
Backpacking with Friends!
Just another Thursday being HOT!
Horse Girl!
This is Meat Baby. You still need to ask her about it.
Spice Cover Band!
Poppy!
Kira as Ken. So Smooth.
What People Are Saying…
Obviously, I’m biased but don’t just take my word for it. Check out what these other folks are saying!
“She’s been living her best life since she was born!”
“Kira is one of the most fun AND most ethical and generous people I know. It’s hard to find that combination! I want to be like Kira when I grow up.”
“Kira is THE baddest bitch I’ve ever met. She’s kind, compassionate, talented, creative, overly generous, AND she’s HOT! At her core she’s a giver. She loves hard, and is loyal AF. She’s also the best road trip buddy you could ever ask for, and she cooks a mean breakfast bowl.”
Ask Kira Out If…
You want a considerate, caring, and hot-ass bitch at your side.
You could see yourself becoming a queso and/or fried pickle dip devotee while snuggling up for some TV marathons.
You understand what’s good for you.
No Need To Apply If…
You need mothering and don’t know what therapy is.
You celebrate capitalism.
You’re a fuck boi who loves chess.
You’d recommend Jury Duty to someone who loves The Rehearsal.
You aren’t open to long-term.
You don’t have it in you to “bend her over backwards” with your thoughtful and equitable activity planning.
Still not sure yet?!…
What? How can that be? Fine, friendly-stalk for a little bit longer as you get your mind blown from all the awesomeness that is Kira.
Instagram: @Fizzy9er + @SeamsFineSeattle
LinkedIn: in/KiraShea
Website: KiraShea.myportfolio.com
Music: Spinster
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